justcallmenibs' Journal

Why is it that people think it's a good idea to make-out against my bar? Do you want me to rate you out of ten? Bitch please I don't care if you're the hottest piece in there or who you're kissing, get a drink and fuck off. I'm busy, you're in the way and I don't need to see you people playing tonsil hockey right there.

I mean sure at the end of a long night a good perv can be relaxing, but mother fucker, during the busiest period I don't have time for you expressing your love in a physical way.

I will not be held responsible when I dump a bucket of water on you. Or I join in. That would show you.